New Jersey's Latest Crime Wave Sally Hernandez (I have changed her name to protect her privacy) responded to the door bell at her South Orange home at 5:45 a.m. "Who would be calling at this hour," she wondered, as she made her way downstairs from her second-floor apartment. Standing on the stoop was a middle-aged man who identified himself as an investigator for the South Orange-Maplewood Board of Education. He said he wanted to see her 5-year-old son. She explained her son was sleeping; but the man politely insisted that he had to make sure that the child, whom Ms Hernandez had recently enrolled in the local kindergarten, was living in the house. She suggested that he follow her upstairs and see for himself. The man said he was not allowed to enter the house; Ms Hernandez should bring him to the door. Reluctantly, she carried her sleeping son downstairs. Satisfied, the man left. Ms Hernandez is just one of thousands of parents and guardians of school-age children in Northern New Jersey who have been harassed and persecuted recently by over-zealous school officials bent on combatting what they view as the state's newest crime wave: theft of an education. Other parents complain about investigators following their children home from school or accosting them on the streets demanding to know where they live; or of building inspectors who show up unexpected with the excuse of checking for smoke detectors or some other suspect explanation. * * * Time was when school boards hired truant officers to make sure that all the kids who lived in town were enrolled and attending classes regularly. Occasionally, a parent or guardian trying to self-educate a kid got nabbed and then had a dickens of a time defending the behavior. I even recall some old movie about this, with a kindly old Wallace Berry trying to keep his young charge, probably Shirley Temple, from the clutches of the educational authorities. Not any longer. It seems most school boards in these parts like nothing better than parents or guardians who are satisfied to let their kids sit home and watch television all day. Most of them are hiring detectives to see how many young miscreants they can catch sneaking into school. Educating children costs money. And there apparently is nothing that a taxpayer hates more than the expenditure of public money. So school trustees looking forward to reelection are more and more devoting themselves to reducing school budgets by keeping kids out of school -- rather than determining how to get them there and educate them. The Constitutional Litigation Clinic at Rutgers Law School has been besieged by parents and guardians whose children have been denied enrollment in the local public school where they reside. Others like Ms Hernandez have been outraged by intrusive investigators demanding that they produce the body of a young education-consumer alleged to dwell on the premises. In Union City, town officials went so far as to require that parents obtain a certificate of occupancy from the building inspector as a condition of school enrollment. City Hall officials were dispatched to check whether students were living in overcrowded apartments. One family was denied a certificate because the parents and their four sons were living in a one- bedroom apartment. The Superior Court Judge explained to the Board of Education's attorney, in issuing an order forbidding the practice, that resident children have a constitutional right to a "thorough and efficient" public education whether they and their families live in a palace, a hovel or on the street. In Union City, local officials seemed to believe that children without adequate housing should be doubly victimized by also being denied an education. Other towns in Northern New Jersey have developed other schemes to reduce the student population by dictating to families how they should structure their households. In the good old days, citizens would be hailed as Good Samaritans if they rescued some poor waif from the streets and attempted to provide a decent home and school environment. Nowadays, such conduct would more likely be prosecuted as theft of services. Even blood relations -- grandmothers, siblings, aunts -- are facing such charges if they attempt to salvage young relatives from broken homes. One elderly couple in South Orange had raised their grandson from birth. When the child got to high school, the school gendarmes realized they were not his parents, and decided to charge them back tuition. The grandparents, eager to continue to educate their grandson, paid thousands of dollars they earned as a custodian and housekeeper. When they couldn't afford to pay any more, the child sat home for several months until a sympathetic judge ordered the school board to educate the boy and stop harassing the family. A woman in Bloomfield was convicted and fined $500 for allowing her little sister to live with her and go to a local school when their ailing mother was facing eviction from her Newark home. The younger sister committed the sin of returning to Newark on several occasions to take care of her sick mother after the landlord agreed to delay mama's eviction for several extra months. The daughter was unaware that a school board gum shoe was following her home from school. That case is now on appeal. In Scotch Plains, the high school allowed one of its star athletes to continue on through the wrestling season even though it was aware the family had lost its home and been forced to move back to Plainfield at the start of the school term. The day after the state championships (two months before the student was due to graduate) the youth was expelled and the parents ordered to pay back tuition. Invariably, when these families come to the Rutgers clinic, they have a happy ending. If the school boards do not immediately concede error, a court usually orders them to do so. But we can represent only a few of the numerous families victimized by over- zealous, budget-conscious school administrators. Many families just give up in the face of bureaucratic oppression. It is beyond time for somebody in Trenton -- be it the Legislature or the Department of Education -- to step in and put a stop to this unjustifiable assault on children and families. (Printed in the Star-Ledger, Dec. 1, 1996)